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Deep thoughts from a Lunatic
A Jerseygirl in Oklahoma
Created on 2005-08-26 19:09:21 (#8128101), last updated 2009-03-24
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Basic Info| Name: | jerseyjoy |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-13 |
| Location: | Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States |
BioI am Jersey and I will be the star of this show called my life. If you can't tell where I'm from, you're an idiot. I am a self described prodigal lunatic. Occupation: one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. I'm 18, single, and ready for a guy to rock my world. If you're a perv, go jump in a lake. I curse like a sailor, and am sucker for a stuffed animal. There you go guys, you know how to impress me. I'm addicted to CSI and all related crime dramas. Laguna Beach and real world can kiss my ass.
Grissom and Sara are Geeklove.
On a nicer note, I have an excellent sense of humor, and if you're not an ass, I'm very nice. I love making people laugh. I have a lot of bad habits, including cursing (Is it true that everytime you curse, an angel dies and haunts you? Well then I have a whole city of dead angels following me.), biting my nails, sarcasm, procrastination, an inability to comfort anybody, including myself. If you don't love me for my looks then love me for my biting wit and acerbic charm! I'm sentimental with a screwed up taste in movies. I loOoOve nyc, and I miss it tremendously.
More than anything I want to be the next editor-in-chief of a magazine such as Vogue, Seventeen, or Ellegirl. I have a message I want to get out to those anorexic models those liars in the media present to the world as "real." HAVE A BURGER! Life is fatal, go out comfortably.
Mallrats rock!
"one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.
True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco
wound up on the news.
It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week,
he did it again.
Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the
emergency room.
So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying
another cat.
And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt !
You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why
don't you knock it off ?"
And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get
the gerbil out ?"
My cousin was a weird guy. "
Grissom and Sara are Geeklove.
On a nicer note, I have an excellent sense of humor, and if you're not an ass, I'm very nice. I love making people laugh. I have a lot of bad habits, including cursing (Is it true that everytime you curse, an angel dies and haunts you? Well then I have a whole city of dead angels following me.), biting my nails, sarcasm, procrastination, an inability to comfort anybody, including myself. If you don't love me for my looks then love me for my biting wit and acerbic charm! I'm sentimental with a screwed up taste in movies. I loOoOve nyc, and I miss it tremendously.
More than anything I want to be the next editor-in-chief of a magazine such as Vogue, Seventeen, or Ellegirl. I have a message I want to get out to those anorexic models those liars in the media present to the world as "real." HAVE A BURGER! Life is fatal, go out comfortably.
Mallrats rock!
"one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.
True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco
wound up on the news.
It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week,
he did it again.
Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the
emergency room.
So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying
another cat.
And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt !
You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why
don't you knock it off ?"
And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get
the gerbil out ?"
My cousin was a weird guy. "
ConnectInterests (55):
aerosmith, aladdin, alice in wonderland, american dad, beauty and the beast, belgium, biking, bon jovi, california, cheese, chocolate, cold weather, color, comedies, csi, csi:miami, csi:ny, disney channel movies, family guy, germany, gilmore girls, hating celine dion, hating on frat-holes, hokey romance movies, horrors, ice skating, james dean, jethro tull, kittens, led zepplin, lyrics and quotes, marilyn monroe, monkeys, movie-hopping, movies, musicals, nyc, oldies music, penguins, pink, pink floyd, puppies, puzzles, queen, reading, shopping, sleep, the beatles, the letter q, the matrix, the scream trilogy, the simpsons, the x-files, winter, writing
External Services:
 | jerseyjoy@livejournal.com | |
 | AlleyCat31387 |  |
Schools:
Paramus Catholic High School - Paramus, NJ (2001 - 2005)University of Tulsa - Tulsa, OK (2005 - present)
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